Bhc: Bong-hitters Club

[N.E.wguy]

look at the other 2 posts i posted in coffee omg wtff one guy get 22yrs and other is gonna try to legalize Mexican drug trade with the US talk about double standard if you have money to be immune to laws must be nice

lolz qwth

 

[The Hemp Goddess]

4U it looks like you had a good trip, what do you use for bait?


I got my Hempfest Package today...They must have had someone else in mind. It says on the T-shirt V.I.P.......
Visually
Impaired
Prostitute.......:confused2: There' nothing wrong with my eyes.....

:rofl:

One time in my younger days, this guy I had recently broken up with came storming into the bar I frequented and in a very loud voice called me a lying "hoe". I yelled back, "I don't lie!" Everyone in the bar cracked up and he left embarrassed.

Have fun at Hempfest. Wish I could be there--maybe next year.

 

[pcduck]

Good one THG :rofl:

 

[7greeneyes]

:rofl:

it's nice to see everything snark-free....

u guys BIU for me. T-77 mins till :bong2::fly:

 

[4u2sm0ke]

Thanks guys...funny stuff HempGodess

cubby....we use haring(sp) and was nailing them at 100 feet

smokmom...whats with the ..."Banned " under your name?...and be sure the beer is Bud light lime please

Have a great day everyone

:bong:

 

[WeedHopper]

She is a Member of a Band. Yeah thats the ticket. They call themselfs "The Smoken Moms" Yehaaaaaa

 

[Rosebud]

7G, your getting close...I am doing my best to biu for you till you can do it yourself.

That was funny THG...

 

[SmokinMom]

Hi everyone. I actually got some expensive steaks from the butcher today, the kind they wrap in paper, lol. Baked potatoes and Cesar salad. With a side of zeigenbock that my daughter brought in. Lol. . surf n turf 4u?

 

[Rosebud]

what's zeigenbock? I should look it up, huh

Steaks sound good. I ruined a pack of organic chicken breasts...i cooked them and no one put them in the fridge and I was gone all day.. What a waste of money.. Makes me mad and that was our chicken salad for dinner tonight...

 

[SmokinMom]

It's a beer, I think u can only get it in Texas.

I've done that before too rose.

 

[Rosebud]

Good middle of the night! SM, how were the steaks?

I was just sitting outside as i had trouble sleeping and I was reading and toking along, when I realized I had the porch light on and was messing with my plants dark time.. Sheesh..

So...Good morning Bongers..It is a dark day in the neighborhood but sure to be 98 or so later..I am happy July is almost over...

BIU Peeps.. And I get to say this first, good morning DUCK!

 

[Grower13]

what's up bong hitters....... got one for yall this morning.

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.
After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, Kin ya swallar?'
The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'
The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!

 

[pcduck]

Good Morning BHC :ciao:

Good one G13:laugh:

going to the big city today, catch you all later

BIU :bong:

 

[meetmrfist2]

what up peeps,good one G13 sounds like some of the kin folks around these parts where I reside....decided to get my green on again,I hate having no plants to deal with it,got some beans tryin to decide what to start.....miss you all been busy,have to go back and read a bunch of posts Ive missed....have a great day all.......peace

 

[The Hemp Goddess]

Good morning all. Hope everyone wakes and bakes appropriately.

Mom--I had a couple people inquire about you being a "band" member. I told them you must have taken up guitar, keyboard, or drumming. I live in a very small community where most of the people know most of the people. A few years back, I dated a guy who was a drummer in a local band. I went to a lot of his gigs with him. I had a few people who kept teasing me about being a groupie. I finally shut them up when I told them that I was more a roadie than a groupie because I handled his equipment.

Grower 13--that made me laugh. I had to have the Heimlich performed on me once. Glad your hillbillies weren't close by.

Duck, have a good day. To me any day spent in the "big city" is a stressful day. Drive careful. I am going down and spending a few days--Sat, Sun, and driving home early Mon.

Rosebud, we are looking at the mid to high 90s also. Lately though, I have been thankful for days under 100. The cooler weather we were supposed to have this week has not materialized. At least our nights are really cooling down. I sleep a lot better when it is cooler.

I made some worm casting tea and everyone is going to get some today. I had to supercrop the C99 and the BTB--they were stretching an inch or so a day They went into 12/12 early and I'm pretty sure this is the reason for the stretch. The 3 are budding up nicely. Two of 3 Sweet Tooth showed male this morning. The other is yet to show, so hoping for a girl. I put 4 Nurse Larry and 1 Master Kush into 12/12. These are unsexed too. This leaves 2 Nurse Larry, 2 Master Kush, 4 Satori, 1 Blue Lights (clone), and 2 God's OG Kush in veg. I am hoping to end up with 10 or so females. They are smaller, so I think that many will be just fine in my flowering room. If I get too crowded, I can use the tent. I will probably take some pics today and post up. Overall, I am happy.

 

[WeedHopper]

what's up bong hitters....... got one for yall this morning.

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.
After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, Kin ya swallar?'
The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'
The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!

:rofl:
Bro if ya only knew how bad it hurts to laugh after Heart Surgery.BUt I couldnt help it,,I laughed,,then I cried.

 

[orangesunshine]

morning everybody---marine layer keeping things cool around here been using ationovate seems to be keeping pm in check is the upside---harvest not drying is the downside---i hate being out of pot---seems to be the story of my life lately

thanks for the funny G13

 

[Rosebud]

Orange, meet you at ston-loc's he's holding.

 

[N.E.wguy]

:rofl:
Bro if ya only knew how bad it hurts to laugh after Heart Surgery.BUt I couldnt help it,,I laughed,,then I cried.

ya nothing worse then life support with your whole left rib cage broken and ripped open, every breath i wanted to die morphine did nothing for that pain. stopped taking the perks when i got out as they did nothing went right back to pot workedd wonders i was able to still run 6 min miles after all my sheet. hope you heal as well

 

[SmokinMom]

Hind lick maneuver, lolol.

Good morning friends-

Can house flys get drunk? One flew into my empty beer bottle last night. I'd hear buzz buzz ting ting when I realized what it was. I plugged the bottle with a paper towel and checked on him (or her lol) this morning. All passed out or dead floating on the top.

Stupid, sorry...lmfao. It was just something I pondered since I was so bored, lol.

It's hump day, the rangers scored over 7 runs last night so that means papa johns is 1/2 off.