Hick
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I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started
and never finished."
So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, so, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a jug of Jack Daniels, the remainder
of an old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheerios, some Doritos and a box of twinkies.
You have no idea how freaking good I feel!
and never finished."
So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, so, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a jug of Jack Daniels, the remainder
of an old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheerios, some Doritos and a box of twinkies.
You have no idea how freaking good I feel!
