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ozzydiodude

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Age Activated Attention Disorder or Just Stoned you decide

This is how it goes: I decide to wash the car;
I start toward the garage and notice the mail on the table.
Ok, I'm going to wash the car. But first I'm going to go through the mail.
I lay the car keys down on the desk, discard the junk mail and
I notice the trash can is full.


OK, I'll just put the bills on my desk and take the trash can out,
but since I'm going to be near the mailbox anyway, I'll pay these few bills first.
Now, where is my checkbook? Oops, there's only one check left.
My extra checks are in my desk.

Oh, there's the coke I was drinking.
I'm going to look for those checks.
But first I need to put my coke further away from the computer,
oh maybe I'll pop it into the fridge to keep it cold for a while.

I head toward the kitchen and my flowers catch my eye, they need some water.
I set the coke on the counter and, uh oh!
There are my glasses. I was looking for them all morning! I'd better put them away first.
I fill a container with water and head for the flower pots - -


Aaaaaagh! Someone left the TV remote in the kitchen.
I'll never think to look in the kitchen tonight when I want to watch television so
I'd better put it back in the family room where it belongs.


I splash some water into the pots and onto the floor.
I throw the remote onto the sofa and
I head back down the hall trying to figure out what it was I was going to do?

End of Day: The car isn't washed, the bills are unpaid, the coke is still sitting on the kitchen counter, the flowers are half watered, the checkbook still has only one check in it and I can't seem to find my car keys! When I try to figure out how come nothing got done today, I'm baffled because I KNOW I WAS BUSY ALL DAY LONG!!! I realize this is a serious condition and I'll get help,
BUT FIRST I think I'll check my e-mail...
 
:yeahthat: :heart: :heart: :heart:

Been there - done that - got the t-shirt.


Today I got my hubby up early- filled car with gas and headed to an appointment with the surveyor 50K away. Arrive in good time... starting to wonder why the dude isn't showing up.......


Appointment is tomorrow!
 
Ha!!! Yeah,,, how many days I say something to the mrs that we "apparently" planned out the night before and have to try to play it off. Usually just get a head shake and a sigh. Sometimes a "F'ing pothead" :rofl:
 
Ozzy have you been spying on me? :laugh:
 
Don't feel bad, I started out the door with my buffer to hit the boat with a nice wax job when I realized the greenhouse gals need watered. The faucet is broke, so in I come for the pliers, then I notice the motorcycle is in the way (don't want to get her wet and dirty), so I jumped on to move her, sat her in the yard and then proceeded to wipe her down. Oooops, my coffee is inside and getting cold, back I go inside where I get a phone call from the neighbor wanting to yak about last night's late night kayak adventures. Finally off the phone with him, my coffee is gone and I'm still wanting more, so go to fill, need more water...fill the coffee maker, set it up for a cup and proceed to roll a joint of OG.

Now...what was I doing again?
 

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