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  1. Unca Walt

    The Original Old Farts Club

    Who's she? I saw a lot of these in Taiwan in old shops. Very old and very used. No way would I try to get one out of the country.
  2. Unca Walt

    Island Of Misfits

    That was fun to watch. Both of them were having a wonderful time.
  3. Unca Walt

    Island Of Misfits

    That's a good way of putting it. He wound up in a job that was way the hell past peanut growing, but he was not a Nixon or Johnson-level wrong-un.
  4. Unca Walt

    Island Of Misfits

    I absolutely love black walnuts. We useta strew them in the long driveway at the farm. Cars would run over them and remove the inky husks; the shells were tough enough that cars running over them did not hurt them. IIRC (this wuz 75 or more years ago) the time to gather dropped walnuts was...
  5. Unca Walt

    The Original Old Farts Club

    MARLEY!
  6. Unca Walt

    The Original Old Farts Club

    I would strongly recommend a Volcano. You get the largest reaction with the least lung upset. I have tried vaping, and while that is an improvement over one of those Jamaican-name (?)** big cigarettes, vaping is not as smooth as a Volcano. <-- The problem with a Volcano is that you need to...
  7. Unca Walt

    The Original Old Farts Club

    A fluffy tug of war...
  8. Unca Walt

    The Original Old Farts Club

  9. Unca Walt

    Island Of Misfits

    Where the heck is Pute?
  10. Unca Walt

    Island Of Misfits

    Oh. Dear. You and Big** are killin' me... **"Oh, I found a couple of pounds of stash in the bottom of my big freezer that I had completely forgotten about."
  11. Unca Walt

    Island Of Misfits

    That makes two of us. What the hell happened last night??
  12. Unca Walt

    Island Of Misfits

    Look attit thisaway: You got a day off. Had a weird thing happen last night... I did a volcano bag of @boo's Finest, and went off to bed at 9:00. Slept to 5:30. o_O😴 I have not slept 8 1/2 hours straight through in the last ten years!!
  13. Unca Walt

    The Original Old Farts Club

    My neighbor has a fluffy big dog -- a Labradoodle. Feels like sheepfuzz on him. Very affectionate and never barks.
  14. Unca Walt

    Island Of Misfits

    It's been coming down thicker'n spatter all fargin night and morning. I gots a lawn crew of fargin heroes out there as I type this, mowing, edging, clearing my driveway of ten thousand rubber tree leaves... My peacocks have retreated to my garage while all that racket is going on. (*groan*)...
  15. Unca Walt

    Island Of Misfits

    You'll be pleased to note that I follow flag protocol; since it is up all the time, it is lit at night.
  16. Unca Walt

    Island Of Misfits

    Well, we do not leave the conn unmanned. Here I yam at Oh Three Sumpin. We have a crazy wind going right now. I pulled up the Ventusky site; winds gusting to 51 MPH. Jeez. I noticed the light on my flagpole was out. But it wasn't -- the flagpole is BENT. And I have a big 3' gong at the...
  17. Unca Walt

    The Original Old Farts Club

    Went on a diesel, and then the famous Nautilus. The Nautilus is tiny. There isn't room to fart. The "radio room" is about the size of a chair. A small one. I would take a position in a hot LZ with a lot more confidence than to get inna boat that has no windows... and is supposed to sink...
  18. Unca Walt

    The Original Old Farts Club

    Yer gonna haveta get active if you want a serene retirement. 🙃
  19. Unca Walt

    The Original Old Farts Club

    One advantage of being as old as I am -- a satisfaction severely limited to just a few: Every friggin' one of the those who have done me wrong is dead. 👿
  20. Unca Walt

    The Original Old Farts Club

    The egg-forming stripe is common food in the Far East. The Chinese wonder at the oddity that us Big Noses will: WILL NOT eat the egg-sac eggs, but WILL eat the egg in a shell, but WILL NOT eat an unborn chicken still in the shell, but WILL eat the chicken full grown. Getting logical only...
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