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Ah... My longmotor crew is here doing their thing, so my peacocks are hiding in the garage. They WILL shiit. Like gooses.

All is not lost, Grasshopper. You train your 'tache using this... it sorta disappears in an hour or two. Get the neutral color. $5 on Amazon.

"The Beardie Bunch"

That last pic looks like an aircraft carrier in the background...

They had some trouble with the new fighter...

I don't play with them anymore. Forbidden by the Beautiful Witch.

I think I have a split personality; I hate it when the little bastages take bites outa green mangoes and then leave to bite another green mango... But this time of year, I have five that come to me for peanuts in the morning. The bunnies show up, but do not come close until I leave. The...

Jeeebus. My memory must be going... Where the hell did you get the pic of Young Unca??? Clearly, I musta sent it to you. Musta been when we first met and you gifted me weed. Back when that pic was tooken, my beard was red. The butterflies are my artwork, made from Fancy Pants' and Beau's...

I have been waiting for the totally obvious to be spoken. You guys got me grinning like I've had a fresh lobotomy.

WHATever you do... NEVER empty the bottle out the window of a small plane!! LATE EDIT ADD BUT WORTH IT: I took my wife, and the wife of a deceased guy up in a Piper Warrior because the woman had asked my wife if I would agree to fulfill her husband's last wish to have his ashes spread over...

You are spot on with the partial aspirin. That a a MAX dose. It will help a lot.

Unca The Innocent -- There is nothing I have ever seen like that around here. I think I live in Smallville.

Ahhh... but think of the deliciously-flavored schadenfreude of him knowing that you know that he blew his own money and time with the demand letter solely because he was short-sightedly dense while on a misguided inner power trip. Which tripped him quite blatantly. The best would be if the guy...

I dunno why she chose me. Beats winning PowerBall anytime. She's the only woman I have known in the Biblical way. At least I did not have to worry about coming back home with jockey short dragons.

Yabbut... whut kinda "wore out". Oh... About the "witch" thing. It started as a genuine peculiarity, advanced to a thing to joke about... and advanced to me 51% convinced she IS a witch. (A good one.) It's this: She is the oldest daughter of the oldest daughter of the etc. for a portentious...

I mentioned this to Subbie: RedWitch and Himself will celebrate our 64th anniversary this Halloween. I truly married a witch on Halloween. <-- That is the sekrit you din' know about with your firecrotches. 64 years. Hard to comprehend. And we never had an argument that went overnight.

Unca's Maxim #846: "A redheaded woman can make the Preacher lay his Bible down." Might as well add the corollary: Unca's Maxim #847: "All a man needs in this world to be happy is a bottle of whiskey and a red-headed woman to pour it for him." <-- This can be adapted slightly for weed.

I literally could not watch. How fargin embarrassing.

I wuz in Tijuana in the Olden Days -- there was a woman whose trick was that she could pick up a silver dollar left on the edge of a table. With her thing. Fargin Starkey heated one with his Zippo under the table for a while, then put it at the edge... What a scene. Those were the days...

I watched that once. Got to go back and talk to the riders. I found out the horsies LOVE to do it. <-- when one is not brought out of its stall with the others, it cries pitifully.