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It certainly is. Pretend you don't know English at all -- you come from China. And you hear: Too, to, two. Where, wear, wear again but totally different. And the way you crazy Engrish spell a sound! Take the "oo" sound. You can spell it: view, blue, bleu, sioux, too, two, to, through...

Just add another wheel, bro.

The poisonous kind is mainly found in Europe. <-- They call it belladona. There is some in the US, and while I know what it looks like, I have never seen any in my whole life. You could NEVER mistake sumac for poison sumac. Even stoned. ;-) Here's some... The only thing with any resemblence...

She should get those dark moles looked at. Especially the raised one on the left. <-- Cancerous

NO! It wuz twue... TWUE!!

Here I sit, saturated with @boo 's Finest, and thought of another plant we ate at the farm whenever we found it. Nightshade. <-- City folks instantly think "Deadly Nightshade". Nope. That is found mostly in Europe, called Belladonna. Doesn't look at all like our nightshade. If you grow...

Oh it is most ricky-tick nematode infested. When my house was being built, I had 100 truckloads of dirt delivered and spread (WOW). Soon as we moved in I decided to have a garden just like I'd had in Virginia: Pole beans, summer squash, carrots, unyums. Got out my rototiller and went to...

...And that is when I began to rock from side to side, moaning and weeping...

For the luvva gawd, Montresor! The Scene: @boo is up to his hoist using his *** holding a fitty-five gallon drum of James Bond gas. ACTION! : Ivan comes through with a fit of the zoomies after a tree rat... (*sob*) I can't go on...

Now we come to the utter joy of Suthrin' livin'... My lawn gets mowed twicet a month, and while it is solid green, it isn't grass. It's something called "Florida Snow" (AKA: Pulsey) that stays close to the ground. Pretty when not in bloom, beautiful in bloom. Outside: That thin, tilted tree...

It also covers the taste of spoilage.

A piggie steeplechase! They looked like they were having fun!

This is something with incredible impact. "Pelelui" <-- No other conflict even approached it for savagery. The veterans of that unique battle describe minute details. There are camera crews embedded with the marines, and the films they made at the time are incredible. And if you saw the...

OMIGAWD!! That made me laugh out loud right now at a quarter-past 4AM Still laughing.

Awright, Pilgrims... How's this quote pulled from the middle of an article as a teaser: "With increasing age, the quantity of the cannabinoids naturally formed in the brain reduces," says Prof. Zimmer. "When the activity of the cannabinoid system declines, we find rapid ageing in the...

I love fried calamari.

Oh, dear... Now we come to one of Himself's Horribobble Happenings: I had to eat sea cucumber. It was important that I not be a "foreign devil" in my position. The chef brought out what looked like the dark, infected schlong of a dead rhinoceros. Or a giant, diseased caterpillar from Hell...

Sumpin' wrong with the doggies...

I make hogfish tempura with a sweet/sour red dipping sauce. Not once did I ever have any leftovers.