The Original Old Farts Club

[WeedHopper]

I use a barber.

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

I use a barber.

I forgot, you still have to look pretty at work.

 

[user 60570]

sounds like a bunch of women at a beauty shop

 

[NewbOldster]

This will be my dinner is not too many days to come…

Looks good, don't it?

 

[user 60570]

sounds like a bunch of women at a beauty shop

im jes keeding!

 

[SubmarineGirl]

I've got five of the race fuel jugs. But I also have a buncha legacy red plastic icky ones. I like to keep about forty gallons ahead in gas storage for car and generators.

OH!! What a nice susprise! My next door neighbor's wife came over with a huge flower arrangement for us with a really nice note inside. We had just given them a shadowbox under glass feather butterfly artwork using feathers from Fancy Pants and Beau.
Sorta like this one on the wall behind me:
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I just noticed -- My metal (left) shoulder shows in this pic: You can see it is higher than the other.

Nice of her to bring flowers and y’all to make a nice butterfly for her and only you would notice the shoulder thing. I’d be more concerned about that nose

 

[pute]

Don't hurt my feelings

 

[NewbOldster]

I trim my mustache when it starts getting stuck in my teeth when I'm eating.

Yeah. Mine's due now. Then there's the ones that curl up, and go up in your nose. Tickles like a -----.

 

[user 60606]

mk ultra

 

[WeedHopper]

I forgot, you still have to look pretty at work.

I am a handsome *******. My Wife and Hippie tells me that every payday. So I know it has to be true.

 

[SubmarineGirl]

Gotta get these for Mr Subbie…

 

[WeedHopper]

Subbie ya know love Weedy

 

[WeedHopper]

Gotta get these for Mr Subbie…

Fking awesome

 

[giggy]

Gotta get these for Mr Subbie…

LOL!

 

[Unca Walt]

And you're not even talking about the savings you had doing your own manscaping

I wuzzn't clear. It is the Fabled PC who has cut my hair for the last quarter-century. I would only harm myself if I did it.

While I wuz at it, the haircut numbers (@90 days between for 25 years = 100 total) average cost per haircut over the years: $20. (Travel gas/expense not counted.)

So my $5 yard sale buy gave me an ROI of $1,995.

So far...

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

Let the Satyrday debauchery begin!

 

[joeb631a]

I know its not Sunday Sunday
Im early.

 

[joeb631a]

I've got five of the race fuel jugs. But I also have a buncha legacy red plastic icky ones. I like to keep about forty gallons ahead in gas storage for car and generators.

OH!! What a nice susprise! My next door neighbor's wife came over with a huge flower arrangement for us with a really nice note inside. We had just given them a shadowbox under glass feather butterfly artwork using feathers from Fancy Pants and Beau.
Sorta like this one on the wall behind me:
View attachment 345124

I just noticed -- My metal (left) shoulder shows in this pic: You can see it is higher than the other.

still handsome A F

 

[joeb631a]

Hey Unc!
Translate this for me please
I think he is talkin about the earth being round or why some cookies are round and some are square.
thank you

 

[Hippie420]

Gotta get these for Mr Subbie…

Too bad they don't sing the words to the song.

Well I've known my sister all my life.
That is why she's now my wife.
And my son he knows it's true,
I'm his uncle, too!