The Original Old Farts Club

[user 60606]

gonna go outside and build myself a wall, a fence of sorts .. seems all sorts of birds are coming onto my property and sittin on my power lines .. in effect stealing my air



may go kick the neighbor's dog too



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[joeb631a]

I have a new doctor. I fired the last one for pushing the *** to the point of being ridiculous.

I wanted to *** my Dr. but she was not interested.

 

[joeb631a]

Much respect brother Pute.

Yeah but he stole Joni Mitchels lines without compensation!
Can you imagine someone getting a undercoating from the car dealer and not getting compensated?

 

[joeb631a]

gonna go outside and build myself a wall, a fence of sorts .. seems all sorts of birds are coming onto my property and sittin on my power lines .. in effect stealing my air



may go kick the neighbor's dog too



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I thought I smoked good weed.

 

[joeb631a]

My point was simply the cost of assisted living or a decent nursing home is around $10,000 a month. I hope I don't end up sleeping in the gutter....

What a life. Work all of it and build one. get sick and one sick ness can take a whole lifes work .

 

[joeb631a]

Dont know if I am the only one with this problem.
Seems I hit the "M" key every time I try to hit the space bar.
sitting on my lazy boy and its not a good position to keep said laptop level.
I do it all the time.
Thinking of disabling my "M" key .
I use the spacebar more than I do a "M".

 

[joeb631a]

Didn't know there was a decent nursing home.
They all suck as far as I'm concerned.

I heard if you were a male ,somewhat healthy.
You could be "busy"

 

[dogster]

Nothing says sad quite like the old folks home...........yet another reason to keep guns.
Finally got some sleep last night and almost feel myself again.

 

[joeb631a]

Nothing says sad quite like the old folks home...........yet another reason to keep guns.
Finally got some sleep last night and almost feel myself again.

For me and im sure for a lot sleeping was never a problem.
getting older sometimes makes it harder to sleep.
as much as I smoke I have been using this cbd oil as well as my Honey
Keeps me sleeping.
She likes it too
edit #1 She is harder to wake up in the middle of the night.
but She was that way, before the oil.

 

[user 60606]

hop, you do know Nestlé owns Ozarka now .. and every other bottled water company in the U.S. .. so yeah what could go wrong

 

[partyboobs]

US healthcare makes my head hurt just reading about it

 

[user 60606]

not gonna kick my neighbor's dogs .. they ARE pitties

 

[dogster]

Sometimes I get my pattern disrupted and it takes me a bit to settle down again.
Hurts to lay down doesn't help much and I don't like taking the pills so just kinda d of wait it out and try and not be a crab to everyone.

 

[user 60606]

US healthcare makes my head hurt just reading about it

greed makes my trigger finger itchy

 

[joeb631a]

not gonna kick my neighbor's dogs .. they ARE pitties

use discretion Brother discretion..

 

[pute]

What a life. Work all of it and build one. get sick and one sick ness can take a whole lifes work .

My point exactly! Also consider the cost of burial or cremation. The average cost of funeral services today is $10,000! Even cremation is in the thousands....I just took care of this so my daughter wouldn't have to. And it is way more than a $20 copay. No insurance covers any of this. One last thing as I started before...out lawmakers are proposing raising the Death tax to almost 60%!

Sorry that I got a case of red *** but this is enough to piss off the good humor man.

And if you haven't thought about this....you will at some point.

 

[partyboobs]

You guys have death tax?

Hmmm

And yea funerals are a scam - throw my body into a ditch I dont care lol

 

[user 60606]

Talked to funeral home owner about being buried on my own property .. he didn't care for my question but answered and said that in Texas it is legal to bury someone on your personal property as long as city laws and deed restrictions didn't object ..

wife and I are both going to be cremated and sprinkled from a bridge into a major river .. no biggie

 

[joeb631a]

Sometimes I get my pattern disrupted and it takes me a bit to settle down again.
Hurts to lay down doesn't help much and I don't like taking the pills so just kinda d of wait it out and try and not be a crab to everyone.

BROTHER You can be a crab to me anytime you need to be a crab.
I was married before

 

[joeb631a]

My point exactly! Also consider the cost of burial or cremation. The average cost of funeral services today is $10,000! Even cremation is in the thousands....I just took care of this so my daughter wouldn't have to. And it is way more than a $20 copay. No insurance covers any of this. One last thing as I started before...out lawmakers are proposing raising the Death tax to almost 60%!

Sorry that I got a case of red *** but this is enough to piss off the good humor man.

And if you haven't thought about this....you will at some point.

Wished I listened to Alex Trebek about the Colonial Penn Insurance company