The Original Old Farts Club

[RosterMan]

Ripped apart the pond skimmer again , crawled down inside the slimy underbelly of the cutout opening and unbolted all the cap bolts and remove it, Then scrubbed all the scum off the rubber bottom around the hole , oh joy what fun. All of this while being down on my bad knee and the other leg swing in the dirty pond water with the fishes .All cleaned , resealed and bolted down now 24 hrs to dry again. If this does not work I my have to pay a guy (hate those words.
I almost could not get back out of pond and wife wanted to call the Fire dept /

 

[user 60570]

 

[ness]

Morning up before the Sun. Might get some rain today. Enjoying my coffee wishing I had a bowl or two. In two weeds the blueberry auto that Cartman gifted me will be 8 weeks May the 11th. I don't know if they will be ready, or they will run two or three more weeks. Time will tell. Have a wonderful day Old Farts.

 

[Kindbud]

Morning everyone ✌

 

[Unca Walt]

You were just afraid of that spell your wife put on you that would make your balls fall off.

Old GI Story:
Guy comes back to camp after a round with one of the local honeys. Wakes up in the morning to go take a leak, and screams!

His buds come running, and see that his courting tackle has turned violently green!

They rush him to the aid station, then the hospital. None of the doctors know what it is.

He goes to the local medicine dude in the ville. The MD takes one look at it, smiles and says,

"No problem, in..."

The guy jumps up for joy.

"..three days, it fall off."

 

[Unca Walt]

Awright. Here is one -- straight arrow true -- you will get a kick out of. IT WASN'T ME!!

A cherry showed up at #### looking for the HQ group he was supposed to report to. He sees four guys in a tent playing cards. Walked over to them intending to ask directions...

But he got a staggering blow to normalcy when he got right up to them and noted that each of the card players sitting around the table had their marriage muttons in a beer can.

No, the punch line is not humor (in a way), but how the world is different once you have left Jackson Corners: They were soaking their chancres, those naughty boys.

 

[SubmarineGirl]

Awright. Here is one -- straight arrow true -- you will get a kick out of. IT WASN'T ME!!

A cherry showed up at #### looking for the HQ group he was supposed to report to. He sees four guys in a tent playing cards. Walked over to them intending to ask directions...

But he got a staggering blow to normalcy when he got right up to them and noted that each of the card players sitting around the table had their marriage muttons in a beer can.

No, the punch line is not humor (in a way), but how the world is different once you have left Jackson Corners: They were soaking their chancres, those naughty boys.

Probably a worse feeling than laying in rice patties huh Walt.

 

[Unca Walt]

More GI stuff:

Pacific Campaign, WWII:

Four Marines were in a tent near the beach, sitting around a table playing pinochle.

A soldier comes running up, shouting:

"There's a force of 200 Japs landing on the beach a 100 yards away!!"

The card players look at each other.

Finally, one Marine says, "Fukk it, I'll go -- I'm dummy this hand anyway."

 

[RosterMan]

Old GI Story:
Guy comes back to camp after a round with one of the local honeys. Wakes up in the morning to go take a leak, and screams!

His buds come running, and see that his courting tackle has turned violently green!

They rush him to the aid station, then the hospital. None of the doctors know what it is.

He goes to the local medicine dude in the ville. The MD takes one look at it, smiles and says,

"No problem, in..."

The guy jumps up for joy.

"..three days, it fall off."

Maybe Rosty will post those pictures

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

 

[user 60570]

Old GI Story:
Guy comes back to camp after a round with one of the local honeys. Wakes up in the morning to go take a leak, and screams!

His buds come running, and see that his courting tackle has turned violently green!

They rush him to the aid station, then the hospital. None of the doctors know what it is.

He goes to the local medicine dude in the ville. The MD takes one look at it, smiles and says,

"No problem, in..."

The guy jumps up for joy.

"..three days, it fall off."

hey man , VD is nothing to clap about

 

[Hippie420]

More GI stuff:

Pacific Campaign, WWII:

Four Marines were in a tent near the beach, sitting around a table playing pinochle.

A soldier comes running up, shouting:

"There's a force of 200 Japs landing on the beach a 100 yards away!!"

The card players look at each other.

Finally, one Marine says, "Fukk it, I'll go -- I'm dummy this hand anyway."

Kinda makes ya wonder what the sand crabs ate after the war.

 

[RosterMan]

Kinda makes ya wonder what the sand crabs ate after the war.

Hippies

 

[Unca Walt]

Kinda makes ya wonder what the sand crabs ate after the war.

This is why you don't want a draft.

This ain't right...

 

[pute]

Morning. Dry as a bone here. High fire danger warning over most of Eastern Colorado. Better water everything down Big.

Routine day for me. Same O'l same O'l.

 

[user 60570]

Morning. Dry as a bone here. High fire danger warning over most of Eastern Colorado. Better water everything down Big.

Routine day for me. Same O'l same O'l.

for sure…we have already has some close calls with prairie fires south of us

i have a few piles of brush I have been wanting to burn for a month now but we have been under a Red Flag warning all that time and it continues

on the good side of things , no worries about powdery mildew or bud rot around here

 

[pute]

Yup, no pm with humidity at 10%.

 

[Hippie420]

I don't think you could start a fire here with snake and nape. More rain comin', too.

 

[OGKushman]

The stock market is on fire. So we got that goin for us.

 

[boo]

The stock market is on fire. So we got that goin for us.

it sure is, gotta be wise with where to put some assets...