The Original Old Farts Club

[joeb631a]

Momma did not raise no foo

 

[user 60570]

and that’s a wrap


OFF TO THE SALT MINES!

 

[RosterMan]

Hey Walt an easy grow lite
Mars Hydro Hydroline12 LED Hydroponics Growing System (mars-hydro.com)

 

[Unca Walt]

Wiki is such a joke
can anyone confirm this for me? FAKE

Weakness of a totally open medium. They smell a lot like cocoa.

In fact, when I wuz in the Orient, learning the 112 ways of making love, the 9 ways known only to the Emperor, and the 4 ways not even known to him...

I noted the denizens over there had a pastry stuffed with almost chocolat. Delicious. Found out what the chacolatey stuffin was. Carob.

You can buy carob powder in sooper markets. Yummy and good for you.

 

[Unca Walt]

and that’s a wrap


OFF TO THE SALT MINES!



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I like those things with a tad of olive oil poured in them.

 

[user 60606]

it is in the end all about the feet

 

[Hippie420]

it is in the end all about the feet

Six down, three across?

 

[joeb631a]

Weakness of a totally open medium. They smell a lot like cocoa.

In fact, when I wuz in the Orient, learning the 112 ways of making love, the 9 ways known only to the Emperor, and the 4 ways not even known to him...

I noted the denizens over there had a pastry stuffed with almost chocolat. Delicious. Found out what the chacolatey stuffin was. Carob.

You can buy carob powder in sooper markets. Yummy and good for you.

Were there women involved in your Orient adventure?

 

[OGKushman]

I made donuts with my daughter and they are much better home made then pancake mix.

Now I got to figure out how to make Bavarian filling and get it inside mini donuts

 

[Hippie420]

When my daughter was little, I tried to get her interested in cooking/baking with me. She was more interested in eating what I made.
How old is your little sweetie?

 

[OGKushman]

She’s 3. We have a blast. She has her own mini kitchen she wanted for her bday so we have tea parties and I order food from her kitchen and pay with real money that she puts in her piggy bank

 

[SubmarineGirl]

I made donuts with my daughter and they are much better home made then pancake mix. View attachment 295089View attachment 295090View attachment 295091

Now I got to figure out how to make Bavarian filling and get it inside mini donuts

They look great and delicious memory making at its best

 

[Unca Walt]

Were there women involved in your Orient adventure?

Well, just put aside there is no way I would want to come home with Chinese Jockey Short Dragons, and just consider I am a romantic, straight-arrow softie. Read The Cadet <-- 88% of the respondents say they cried for happy and/or for sad reading it.

So let us look at the other side of it.

I noticed a discreet folded card on the table in my room. It read that it was understood that Westerners may be hesitant to seek female companionship and that they would provide it, if I desired.

I had just come from where I saw girls for sale (I can explain where they come from another time). I felt so sorry for them. So very sad.

Then the doorbell rang, and when I answered it, there was a pretty girl standing there and she asked me if I wanted her to stay the night.

Dweibuchi, kushr meiyou. <-- A polite "no".

So, yeah... there were women. My Beautiful Red Witch has that folded card in an album somewhere.

 

[Hippie420]

You were just afraid of that spell your wife put on you that would make your balls fall off.

 

[pute]

Hair cut accomplished. Glad to get the mop off of my head. Jacuzzi time.

 

[OGKushman]

I think I definitely have a fig, white milk and the leaves are starting to feel scratchy.

awesome, these do not have invasive roots if I remember right, so I can plant this anywhere. I need to look into that. The one we had growing up was in the middle of the yard but I don’t remember a root ball lifting the soil like the mulberries.

 

[OGKushman]

Looking like they are invasive root systems. That’s too bad. I’ll have to banish it to end of the property where my 3” irrigation drain line is. My dad did a lot of manicuring to the one we had to keep it on the ground. I don’t feel like keeping up with another tree. I’ll just be happy if I can yank off some free fruit.

 

[RosterMan]

You were just afraid of that spell your wife put on you that would make your balls fall off.

I bet his wife is standing right over his head with the rolling pin reading as he types too.

 

[user 60570]

it is in the end all about the feet

and sometimes it’s all about the bass , not the treble , not the treble

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

Looking like they are invasive root systems. That’s too bad. I’ll have to banish it to end of the property where my 3” irrigation drain line is. My dad did a lot of manicuring to the one we had to keep it on the ground. I don’t feel like keeping up with another tree. I’ll just be happy if I can yank off some free fruit.

And hardy. A green fig tree blew down on our block and it just re-rooted where the limbs touched the ground and kept growing.