The Koala and the Little Lizard

[Stoney Bud]

A koala is sitting up a gumtree smoking a joint when...

 

[Stoney Bud]

a little lizard walks past and looks up and says...

 

[Stoney Bud]

"HeyKoala ! what are you doing?"

The koala says: "Smoking a joint,

come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbs up and sits next

to the koala and they have a few joints

After a while the little lizard says his mouth is

'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river.

But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans

too far over and falls into the river.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little

lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little

lizard: "What's the matter with you?"

The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was

sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got

too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into

the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting

finishing a joint, and he looks up and says

"Hey you!"

So the koala looks down at him and says:

 

[Stoney Bud]

HOLY CRAP DUDE!!!!

Just how much water did you drink?

 

[pranicfever]

hAHAHA... THAT WOULD SO BE ME..

 

[yogi dc]

hahahahhaha man SB HOW HIGH ARE YOU RIGHT NOW !!!!! YOU COME UP WITH THE CRAZEST SH@T.

 

[GreenDayGirl]

stoney, how long did it take you to think of that??

 

[Stoney Bud]

stoney, how long did it take you to think of that??

Hhaahahaha, I wish I could claim that one. I got that in an email today. I just thought I would share it cause it cracked me up!

 

[LdyLunatic]

hahahha.....good one Stoney thanks for sharing

 

[THE BROTHER'S GRUNT]

Only SB would have a joke like that. Good one SB.

 

[FaTal1]

hahahahaha that was a good one