Had to do a little research for some article I was writing. I had to take some classes given by a scientist who does the drug testing for everyone! Not really -everyone- but listen up.
#1 - All those products that claim to cover your piss is complete BS. Yes, complete BS. At best you are just diluting your piss with all the liquids those products make you drink.
#2 - If your piss is way too diluted they auto fail you, and if you are lucky you are asked to come back and take another test. If you are lucky, most likely they will fail you tell whoever you had to take the test for and never give you a second look.
#3 - According to the computerized system they use if they find you tampered your urine by diluting or anything else suspicious they auto fail. Once you auto fail you go into the computer system which is shared by the labs that do the testing.
#4 - once in that database your
EDITS.O.L.
#5 - They also test the PH of your urine, and the "Gravity". I suggest you read up more on gravity and ph for urine for it is truly interesting.
#6 - Times have changed they use a multitude of tests for piss that looks tampered. So don't waste your time buying 50 dollar products that will give you back your money if you fail the test. When in reality those companies are just preying on you. Common... would you bitch at a company for failing a drug test?
#7 - Pray to G-d they don't use blood or hair samples, because then THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO but stop smoking for a couple of months.
#8 - If you really want to keep smoking and take those G-d awful random drug tests I suggest you invest in a Wizzinator, and some scientifically created fake urine.
Now, I know this all seems a little messy and hard to comprehend, but the technology has changed drastically. This is just for USA drug tests, this is what they do. I had to research the whole field for a stupid article I had to write, I spoke with tons of cool scientist. Most didn't have a problem with people smoking and in fact some seemed PRO Weed. But then again a bulk of the testing they do is used for people who have jobs where there is a danger or large sums of money.
Again, if you are taking a test in the USA don't tamper with the piss, for they will assume the worst and put it in the computer. The database is shared, look it up.
Good luck!
#1 - All those products that claim to cover your piss is complete BS. Yes, complete BS. At best you are just diluting your piss with all the liquids those products make you drink.
#2 - If your piss is way too diluted they auto fail you, and if you are lucky you are asked to come back and take another test. If you are lucky, most likely they will fail you tell whoever you had to take the test for and never give you a second look.
#3 - According to the computerized system they use if they find you tampered your urine by diluting or anything else suspicious they auto fail. Once you auto fail you go into the computer system which is shared by the labs that do the testing.
#4 - once in that database your
EDITS.O.L.
#5 - They also test the PH of your urine, and the "Gravity". I suggest you read up more on gravity and ph for urine for it is truly interesting.
#6 - Times have changed they use a multitude of tests for piss that looks tampered. So don't waste your time buying 50 dollar products that will give you back your money if you fail the test. When in reality those companies are just preying on you. Common... would you bitch at a company for failing a drug test?
#7 - Pray to G-d they don't use blood or hair samples, because then THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO but stop smoking for a couple of months.
#8 - If you really want to keep smoking and take those G-d awful random drug tests I suggest you invest in a Wizzinator, and some scientifically created fake urine.
Now, I know this all seems a little messy and hard to comprehend, but the technology has changed drastically. This is just for USA drug tests, this is what they do. I had to research the whole field for a stupid article I had to write, I spoke with tons of cool scientist. Most didn't have a problem with people smoking and in fact some seemed PRO Weed. But then again a bulk of the testing they do is used for people who have jobs where there is a danger or large sums of money.
Again, if you are taking a test in the USA don't tamper with the piss, for they will assume the worst and put it in the computer. The database is shared, look it up.
Good luck!
