Rendering Christmas Fruitcake Edible

[YYZ Skinhead]

Everyone who got a fruity doorstop for whichever holiday they observe, despair not! Observe:

1 1-lb Christmas fruitcake
2 cups whiskey, brandy, and/or dark rum
2 gm bud/good shake

Soak bud/shake in booze for 24 hrs, shaking occasionally. Strain to get rid of used bud. Unwrap fruitcake. Lift carefully into container that is slightly bigger than fruitcake. Pour booze into container to where fruitcake is half submerged. Soak in uncovered container for at least a day. Strain extra booze (if any) and spike eggnog with it. Eat enhanced fruitcake. Get stoned.

 

[7greeneyes]

Whammy! there ya go....that sounds like a cracking idea.

Made some Yule Time QWISO hash for Christmas this year, my how fuzzy this xmas is for me to recall...:rofl:

 

[ArtVandolay]

Slightly modified and even better

1 1-lb Christmas fruitcake
2 cups whiskey, brandy, and/or dark rum
2 gm bud/good shake

Throw away the fruitcake
Drink the whiskey, rum AND brandy
Smoke the good shake

 

[YYZ Skinhead]

Slightly modified and even better

1 1-lb Christmas fruitcake
2 cups whiskey, brandy, and/or dark rum
2 gm bud/good shake

Throw away the fruitcake
Drink the whiskey, rum AND brandy
Smoke the good shake

...And add "fire extinguisher" to the list of ingredients (I never drink booze and try to smoke because once I managed to set my hair on fire :stuff-1125699181_i_ ).

 

[ozzydiodude]

Best way to eat fruitcake

1) Set Fruit cake on fence post
2) Step 20Ft away
3)
4) Go set on porch
5) You are now