Mary Jane before work

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Don't do it if you work with people. I've done it a few times. I worked at a convienience store. Laughed out loud and blew snot all over my shirt. Right in from of a customer. Not cool. It was a regular as well.
 
Whe I worked the teenage gammit, grocery store, fast food, and 3rd shift convience store, of course. Especially the convience store on third shift. Sooooo boring, although there would be a hairy moment every now and then when cops woud come in to get free coffee and ** and I have a qp sitting under the counter. One night I was pretty blitzed sitting there reading the paper and Gregg Alman walked in. He had just played a show down the street and wanted some beer and snacks before heading out. He was very cool and took the time to talk to me about music, and take a picture. He was the first celebrity that I ever met and I was a bit starstruck especially since I was a big fan of the early Allman stuff.

Another time I was sitting there blitzed at 3am reading the paper and a crackhead came in wearing nothing but combat boots and a trench coat and robbed me with an ax. To this day that dent is still there in the counter where he slammed the ax down to show his disproval for my slow emptying of the cash register. The nice thing was that since I had always been so friendly with the cops that came in there, they were there post-haste and the guy was in cuffs within 15 minutes of the robbery. Scarey though.

These days I work at home and even though I could very easily burn while working once in a while. I don't. I have a kid in school that depends on me to be there with a clear head should something happen. Not to mention, it just plain makes me not want to work. Anyone other than maybe an ice cream taste tester who thinks that weed makes them more effective at their job is kidding themselves.:hubba:
I have found that it takes far more discipline to work at home and be succesfull at it then it does to work 9-5 somewhere, at least for me.
 
It does make me less productive, it makes me alot more tolerant to the local crack heads though. I would of lost my job long before I did if it weren't for blazing in the bathroom.
 
I smoke on my lunch break sometimes. Only when the days are going by really slow though. I smoke at lunch then I kind of get lost in my own little world for the next 3 hours lol.
 
Stoney Bud said:
Other than the fact that you've obviously not read the site rules, you mean they can actually get bovine feces at that store, and it's free?

oh i get it
 
Stoney Bud said:
Other than the fact that you've obviously not read the site rules, you mean they can actually get bovine feces at that store, and it's free?

I could use some of that. My weak --- plants need all the ferts they can get. :p
 
LMAO, I love this dude.


mojosat said:
Whe I worked the teenage gammit, grocery store, fast food, and 3rd shift convience store, of course. Especially the convience store on third shift. Sooooo boring, although there would be a hairy moment every now and then when cops woud come in to get free coffee and ******** and I have a qp sitting under the counter. One night I was pretty blitzed sitting there reading the paper and Gregg Alman walked in. He had just played a show down the street and wanted some beer and snacks before heading out. He was very cool and took the time to talk to me about music, and take a picture. He was the first celebrity that I ever met and I was a bit starstruck especially since I was a big fan of the early Allman stuff.

Another time I was sitting there blitzed at 3am reading the paper and a crackhead came in wearing nothing but combat boots and a trench coat and robbed me with an ax. To this day that dent is still there in the counter where he slammed the ax down to show his disproval for my slow emptying of the cash register. The nice thing was that since I had always been so friendly with the cops that came in there, they were there post-haste and the guy was in cuffs within 15 minutes of the robbery. Scarey though.

These days I work at home and even though I could very easily burn while working once in a while. I don't. I have a kid in school that depends on me to be there with a clear head should something happen. Not to mention, it just plain makes me not want to work. Anyone other than maybe an ice cream taste tester who thinks that weed makes them more effective at their job is kidding themselves.:hubba:
I have found that it takes far more discipline to work at home and be succesfull at it then it does to work 9-5 somewhere, at least for me.
 
Stoney Bud said:
Other than the fact that you've obviously not read the site rules, you mean they can actually get bovine feces at that store, and it's free?

oopsie..sorry about the slip there, and why yes, we did happen to carry bovine feces there. It even had your picture on the label.:p
 
I like to smoke sativa bud before work. Its gets me energized and does'nt make me drag arse like some good indica will.
 
mojosat said:
oopsie..sorry about the slip there, and why yes, we did happen to carry bovine feces there. It even had your picture on the label.:p

That is a dis to one of the most respected members here, dude. Not very nice. Don't look for any future advice from him - for you, that may be your loss.
 
If he can dish what I took to be a good natured rib then he can surely spoon one in return.

Sorry but I missed the post where you were made the lexicon cop Pot Belly.
 
I love to smoke before work. Sometimes i get a little paranoid- but it def takes the edge off of monotony. I'm a moderate smoker- so my breaks usually consist of me disappearing to my car for 5 mins- then back to smoke a cig with everyone else. I know people know what I'm doing. I offer to smoke with a few every now and then, but I mostly just smoke to myself at work.

This is good becuase time flies, I care less about the mundane nuances of customer service, and I feel as if I'm in a better, more sociable mood. You can be too stoned at work tho. Counterproductive to say the least. Somehow, I try and stay kind of mid level tho consistantly at work. The only thing that I hate tho is the burn out I usually get the last 1-2 hours of my shift. Tired, lathargic, just ready to go..
 
i wake and bake every day.

I pack a bowl and walk the dog before work.

bottle of pocket size Clear eyes and small spray cologne bottle,
and im golden.

It doesn't really matter what anyone says, because. im the boss..
hehe.. has its privledges.
 
If he can dish what I took to be a good natured rib then he can surely spoon one in return.

Hey pot belly, I think it was meant as a good natured joke.

OK, I'll lower my sword. My bad.............

Sorry but I missed the post where you were made the lexicon cop Pot Belly.
We just watch out for each other. That's all.

Mojosat, my sense of humor sometimes tends to run on the edge, and make some squirm........ I understand. Didn't mean to flame ya dude, if you were being funny.

Later.

i wake and bake every day.
I look forward to my first morning smoke every morning before the sun comes up. Drink my coffee and chill, watch the trees grow.;)
 
mojosat said:
oopsie..sorry about the slip there, and why yes, we did happen to carry bovine feces there. It even had your picture on the label.:p

Ha! Look closer and you'll notice that it's actually a mirror. You're seeing yourself! See? The mouth is much larger than mine...:p
 
I love to smoke before work,During work,after work.What the hell.Who is gonna fire me?I own the company.:p Keep it GREEN:hubba:
 
I smoke before work, during work multiple times, and I smoke more at work. Its the one thing that motivates me. If they want anything outta me my boss(my buddies dad) knows my buddy and I go down to the work basement and smoke a bowl or 2, or if we leave to deliver our product some where it looks like we took cheech with us. I dont think I could do a whole day there with out some green. Most everybody knows we smoke there, whenever we go to the basement we call it going to go get motivated. Theres another guy there to just for ***** and giggles ill call him Bob. Bob is gotta be at least 50 and every day before work he smokes a joint, and on his lunch he goes out and eats his sandwhich and smokes a doobee. I will say I play video games for a living and its so much better when your eyes are red, your mouth is dry and your mind is at ease. Basically we get paid to be high. We've been busted a couple times but just get a slap on our wrists and off we go to smoke again. I've also made some very very nice bongs there. My most prized bong I made there was my clear 5 footer bong.

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