List some MJ words or sayings

[SherwoodForest]

It doned on me that there are thousands of terms, sayings, words and descriptions that only exsist because stoners came up with them. So post up those trippy things you say that derive exclusively from the cannibus culture. Here is a few I know.

Moker Toker= a person that takes huge hits as in "Dude that hit was MOKER!

Ni**er lipper= a person that gets the hooter all wet when they puff it.

Hot boxing= smoking a hoot to fast and making the cherry all long and hot. Also relates to a cigarette when shared.

Cashed= when a bowl of weed is all ash.

Crip= weed that is good and makes you a cripple.

 

[clanchattan]

Fish Leg Boots - that indica stone when the legs feel disconnected and about a half-second slow. Usually happens while surf fishing on Okracoke island in late november. A phrase is born......" Dude it feels like I'm wearin' fish leg boots. "

Papa San-ed - when you drink the bongwater trying to sit in the big round chair.

s&essed - Stoned and stuck, as in to the couch, chair, log, etc.

SupaDoopaChalked - So s&essed you can't even tell when someone is talking to you.

 

[o K U S H o]

Have you ever heard of a:
Airplane- When the blunt is really really really small, You take a huge hit and just let it fly down your throat. Ive seen a couple drunk buddies do it before. Funny stuff haha.

Ohhh yeah and in Charlotte, we have this special word "Shell" It means to get high.
Example. Damn bruh, that airplane got me shell as hell.
We also call a blunt a "L"
"Smoke an L, get shell" Haha

 

[NYC_Diesel x Jack_Herer]

"Iron Lungs"-see "Moker Toker" in post #1
"Bong Rape"-coughing back into the bong and blowing the water through the slide so that the weed gets wet and flys out everywhere.

But my all time favorite is a saying I learned when I was living in Texas in the 80's. It was where I was living when I first started toking, and after living there for 4 years I moved away to the NorthEast US. It wasn't until then that I learned that weed came in any other form than brickweed. For the first 4 years of my weed smoking career I smoked nothing but brick crap cuz that is all there was in southern Texas, plentily available, and like $60 an OZ. Most of the people I knew referred to it as Rio Grande ***...because it looked like it was smuggled across the Rio Grande in an illegal's....hindquarter's (to keep it a little clean).

 

[intellenoob]

fishbowl-to smoke in an enclosed area (also called clambake but fishbowl's what i grew up w/ in eastern mass).

 

[astrobud]

we used to say hey wanna go get chinese eyes

 

[SherwoodForest]

These are great, keep them comming!

 

[ozzydiodude]

bogart=joint hog
flyweight=person that hits the joint then puts it out instead of passing to the next person

 

[intellenoob]

lol i once had an old guy at a roger waters concert tell me not to bogart the joint. classic.

 

[ozzydiodude]

roachpig=guy that always wants to eat the roach
roach motel=jar you keep for hard times

 

[Budders Keeper]

Feeding the roach Gods= when you throw one away in hopes of it coming back when your out(finding that one you forgot about)
bunk skunk= weed that looks good,smells good, but don't get you high.
Eyes bleeding= Red eyes *(His eyes bleed after 1 hit)
sleeper creeper=I don't feel it, I don't feel it, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, feel it now?
The noids= getting paranoid while being stoned.

Cool thread..thanks

 

[IRISH]

wanna match one? = i got one to smoke, do you have one to match mine?

^(chinese eyes)^:hubba: .= stoners eyes.

super high me = smoke out.

420=420:hubba: ...bb...

 

[Sir_Tokie]

Lets visit Uncle Bob= lets smoke a joint Whats the number of the day? If the answer was 13 then that meant you have weed to smoke( as the 13th letter in the alphabet is M)...take care..

 

[SherwoodForest]

wanna match one? = i got one to smoke, do you have one to match mine?



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Cool, that reminded me, in prison a "car" is 3 or 4 people smoking a hoot, a motorcycle is 2 people smoking a joint. Like "Hey man, can I get in that car?" and " No man, this is a motorcycle"

 

[ozzydiodude]

Lung launcher=weed that causes you to cough your lungs up.

 

[Budders Keeper]

"in the game"= over 10,000 watts in bay area
ganja guru= people like Hick & NCH and many others here

 

[Sampson21]

Sleeping- when someone is just holding the blunt forever and not even hitting it

riptified- 100% stoned

all I can think of, heres one my friends brother says about his piss:

That HOT fire: smokes so much your piss has no hope in showing you don't smoke. lol

 

[kaotik]

burn one? - what i ask my friends if they want to smoke a joint.
i've got a 'PR' - PR= pre-rolled. good for when out somewhere.
hot boxing here means to smoke in an encolsed area so it gets real smokey.
skunk/preemo - good weed
bunk/shwag - bad weed. (shwag can mean just really crumbly weed also)
bapping/bap it - baptize a joint. not good smoking technique IMO.
running - what a joint does when one side burns faster. (usually a result of bapping)
eye hoot - when the smoke goes in you eye and stings.
smoke it to the gods - when you smoke it down completely.
holding the mic - when someone starts yapping with the joint in their hand.. tell them 'it's not a microphone'.

 

[lordhighlama]

Clambake / hotbox = find a car close all windows and smoke till you can't see your friends.

Camping = when someone is too stoned and isn't passing the weed.

Pitching a tent = see camping above.

 

[tcbud]

Stoney Maroney = one of those silly bust up stoners, always a joker. maroney rhymes with stoney, not to be confused with moron, tho the stoney maroney may act like one at times. (not wanting to be politicly incorrect, not calling anyone a moron, hope you understand)
El Rope O = extra fat Joint.
Hooter, number, J, reefer all names for the Hooter, number, J, and reefer or a Marijauna Ciggarette, not to be confused with a Blunt (pretty sure that is made differently and tobacco papers are involved?)
Personal = Joint rolled for one
Pinner = very small Joint
hit post, stop this brain game....