Lets Do A Freestyle Weed Rap! Rhyme...

[WannaGetHigh]

so yesterday
I smoked a bomb *** spiff
This stuff was so strong
it made my legs stiff
And after the next hit
just fall to the floor
Relizing your no longer in your brain no more
Which in fact
what just happen
your brain just reacting
You can even stop it
You hope but don't drop it
Unless it's a seed
In a hole in the dirt
So it can be one with the earth
But never to exert
Witness the power of earth

 

[JBonez]

cool thread, not that i would dare "battle" anyone, my rap skills are non existent, i play a saxophone, no words for me!

keep it going guys, im trying to come up with something!

 

[purplekush420]

Smoke some weed geting high off my THC
who wanna be just like me feelin the breez between my nees.
Come smoke with me I gots all the good weed.
you wish you were me rollin a fat blunt
I wiah I had a **** here to **** we do it in the back of the truck and
hit every bump till we hit it so hard the truck breaks
as goood as my grinder breaks up my weed magicly rolls in my papers
light puff it till it all gone send you so high you fallin from the sky
roll that cross and send me to heaven imma see the king lord holly him self
puf puf pass to the king o mighty
as we get so ****ed we sobbed in rehab
just to smoke the ****ing jokes back to the good times
now we all looking fly don't have to try but gotta try some more
gonna be on the national weed tore its 4:20 we cought up in the storm
its so Smokey just like the bear as I tear it
open the blood poors from the porse in your face
ill cut your *** with an ace from the deck
now imma smoke you on the docks
wish you were good as me imma be the best till i 23
number one V.I.P
joint still burnin when i D.I.E.
stomac turn so bad cuase i gotta PEE.
now lets go back and finish that sac!!!!

 

[Midnight Toker]

I respect the rhymes like the grams i grind
After the exhale, come the unwind
I re up in masses, **** a dime
Regs? whats that? I draw the fine line
and leave em behind with a cloud of sublime
Baking **** out and leavin em blind
So dam fried, all of the time off the Kind, please dont mind
Define and design the best strain combined
6 nugs mixed, have your mind twined

I can go on and on hahahah

 

[Irish]

my dopes got violent charm
she's a five o clock alarm
she's gonna burn you down boy with her touch,
so if ya don't want a double dose
then don't ya get too close
cause she'll go that far and burn you twice as much...

sixteen valves, i got my weed
all the kush that i need
you can smell her four blocks down, yeah thats my girl
you cant hide and stay inside
come on out and take a ride
crawl inside and get smoked out in my world...

she'll win your heart she'll win your soul
she'll make you lose all your control
i got the yay all them boys been talkin bout
so if ya don't want a double dose
keep on steppin don't get close
cause she's gonna take you all the way without a doubt... lol...

yeee-haww... lol...

 

[Chewbongo]

Knick knack patty whack how come no ones home, when u get back get back get the fatty wrapped call me on my phone, zig zags bics black ill take to the dome, when I hit that its fast or I can take it really slow, so sit back relax and load another bowl, dont brag no thats bad but this is what ive grown, green grass in clear glass no one will be shown

 

[UniqueSpeakn]

Friends rolled up with some cigarettes, and im like **** that id rather smoke weed bits. Pocket full of crumbs from the last ounce i bought, its alright its enough to hit the spot.
Never really been through what yall fought, addiction to that poison, throughout the years you rot. But look at me, im only smoking the pot. Toking with my friends with whatever i got. Roll that blunt, fill that bong, or maybe pour some shots. Never really cared, untieing lifes knot, blowing weed the air, and then again i caught.
The ganja still in my lungs, GOD DAMN white widow stung. Friends dropped there tabacco when they saw what i brung. :icon_smile:

 

[the weed man]

:holysheep: What you want me to say..
i'm getting blazed..
smoking some of that purple haze..
i'm so amazed..
i took two rips off of a chonger..
took out a bong..
and couldnt take it any longer..
i white walled it and passed out..
woke back up and smoked out..
had to much of that purple haze..
iv been blazed for about a full day..
im so zooted i believe..
the air is polluted..
by the stench of that strand..
comon give me a hand im gonna..
hit this 4 footer..
get me some water..
cause im coughing up a storm..
this **** will leave your chest warm..

 

[WeedHopper]

This is one old asss thread.
Untill today it was dead.

 

[robertr]

Nice language sounds like garbage to me

 

[trillions of atoms]

This is one old asss thread.
Untill today it was dead.

:rofl:

 

[mywifemary]

A friend and I made this up one night while toking on my porch. Oh to be a teenager again.

To the tune of "Over the Rainbow" from Wizard of Oz, lol

Somewhere over the forest
Of marijuana
Grab a whole bag full
Then pack it in my bowl

You know I like to smoke that sticky **** every day of the week
Hydro, nugget, chronic **** sometimes I smoke a little creep

Oh, somewhere over the forest
Of marijuana
Grab a whole bag full
Then pack it in my bowl

Anyway. It's not great, but it has always stuck and brings back great memories.

 

[Twistdaking]

Take me away to where the marijuana grow so i can lay in the field n let the gandja burn slow inhale then exhale and blow wish i could float like the smoke i realse from my throat im so good i can hit it n dont choke but its so good u can feel it in one toke trainwreck to greencrack its no joke and bubble gum cush i need a blunt wrap to smoke i might pass it around wen theres ppl there but wen im all alone i aint got to share marijauna farms thats all im after the lord said he'll lead me to lie in gr:vap-bobby_on_the_beeen pastures

 

[lovbnstoned]

Take a Toke n Cough, if U don'tget off
take it thro the Bong, It might take too Long

if U want to get high,, get the good stuff By n BY

 

[juggalohomie63]

grab a bong
take a toke like cheech and chong

my head is so full of smoke
not turinin back until I choke

whats this high in me
the sticky icky green **** ya see

so grab a bong and take a hit
then tell me when ya feel the it