Island Of Misfits

[WeedHopper]

A little boy goes to his father and asks, “Daddy, how was I born?”
The father answers,
“Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: 'You've got male!'

 

[joeb631a]

Wanna see my homemade gutter cleaner?
Hey it works pretty damn good. 3/4" roller cover and an old radiator hose.





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Its thinking like this that gave Al Fuller the impetus to invent the famous "Fuller Brush"....

 

[joeb631a]

A little boy goes to his father and asks, “Daddy, how was I born?”
The father answers,
“Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: 'You've got male!'





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A girl is talking to her Mom and asks "Mom how did you meet Dad and where did I come from ? "
Mom replies " I met your Dad at a party .You came with your Dad and left with me ..."

 

[WeedHopper]

 

[Shiloh]

Okay, I'll break the ice. I still look like that in my memory and correlate pretty closely even now.

 

[RosterMan]

Too skinny
Nice Eyes

 

[RosterMan]

 

[RosterMan]

Plus size is OK by me

 

[RosterMan]

I will to this day never ever understand why pretty women who are a wee bit overweight end up with eating disorders . Society today has really screwed people up for quite some time now. I remember my sister making herself puke after eating to be thin

 

[Shiloh]

I'm not plus size, just on the slim to medium range, but I applaud women with some meat on their bones.

 

[RosterMan]

I'm not plus size, just on the slim to medium range, but I applaud women with some meat on their bones.

Some women are just thin but still look proportionate for their frames.
They do more damage trying to make themselves pretty by screwing with what Mother Nature gave them.
Very Sad.

 

[RosterMan]

Once I sign off what how fast everyone starts posting.
I see it all..........................
Night Folks

 

[RosterMan]

See

 

[Shiloh]

Well, most of the women in media cheesecake photos have a narrow window in which to make money, and many pics are manipulated. I have no issue with that.

The unfortunate issues women have with body image have escaped me.

Thank God, I have enough issues that afflict me!

 

[WeedHopper]

 

[Hippie420]

Send me five bucks or I'm gonna show Crissy what yer postin'.

 

[Hippie420]

Good night, shipmates.

 

[WeedHopper]

Send me five bucks or I'm gonna show Crissy what yer postin'.

What's you cash app info Hippie. I'll send ya ten to cover the next one.

 

[WeedHopper]

Morning Misfits. Gotta head to Tulsa this morning. Try and drop by later if I get a chance.
Next week I will be in OKC all fking week escorting a carpet crew for a Federal Judges Courtroom.

 

[Unca Walt]

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Does she have a fuzzy belly?