Curious about testing

[Relicbane]

So first off, I don't need to take any tests right now... this is more of a preparatory thread.

I've only taken two drug tests in my life thus far, and both times I was in a closed bathroom, where I could easily use someone elses' wizz. One was when I started working at Best Buy... back when I worked there... and the other was when I joined an aviation program (yeah pilots smoke too lol)

Now... I know some times they get really tough on you and actually watch you take a wizz.

Is there a definite time/place/circumstance when they will or won't watch you? Or is there always that chance you will get sent somewhere that watches you?

For the record, the last time I took a test there was 6 days between the last time I smoked and the test. And that was before I was working out and hitting the gym 4x a week. At most I smoke a bowl around midnight, so I know I can naturally get it out of my system if I have a little warning, but I want to cover ALL my bases lol (I have to be super-ultra-mega careful, the FAA doesn't like marijuana convictions)

I'm thinking getting clean urine is the easiest and safest route... but I don't wanna go in thinking I've got it made, and have them watch me piss and have my plan go out the window.

 

[noneedforalarm]

i believe there are items to replicate the look of a penis,but i dont know how sure they are.also i think only your probation officer is allowed to watch you.someone back this up.or disagree.im pretty sure about it though,like 85% positive sure.

 

[WeedHopper]

Yeah,,I thought only Law Enforcement agencies is allowed to do that.

 

[Relicbane]

i believe there are items to replicate the look of a penis,but i dont know how sure they are.also i think only your probation officer is allowed to watch you.someone back this up.or disagree.im pretty sure about it though,like 85% positive sure.

lol its automatically assumed I have a probation officer. I don't haha, but thats who I knew for sure might watch... I just wasnt sure if they were the only ones or not. Thanks

 

[POTUS]

I'll tell you how I feel about this whole thing.

If I have the choice of being made to pee while some other guy watches my penis, then I'll do one of two things; First, if it's a parole thing, I'd just quit smoking until I was no longer under their rule. Secondly, if it's for a job, I'd find a job where the conditions are not that some stranger watches my penis while I pee.

It's pretty simple. I'm not going to allow myself to be in a position where another person is in so much control of my life that they can actually force me to pee while they are staring at my penis.

Let's be real here. That's just not right.

I quit smoking pot for 6 years once. If someone is under the control of the cops or parole, then just quit doing it. Screw all that stress.

When you're no longer under their control, enjoy your life again without restriction and don't put yourself under their control again.

 

[WeedHopper]

Same here..to hell with trying to beat the system and have some penis peaken MF watchen me pee. I have had to quit more then once in my lifetime for good reason,,and it didnt kill me not to Smoke for awhile.BUT,,I also have been in Business for myself for the last 18 yrs,,not just cause the money is a little better,,but because I dont have someone telling me to pee in a bottle. Construction..Gotta love it.
I have seen some very good PPL go down trying to beat the TEST!