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  1. Homemadegravity

    Not sure what going on

    Im not sure if Im just being an over protected parent or if I really have a problem here. My plants are almost a month old and are just reaching 6in tall, 4 or 5 sets of nodes. Temp is 77 degrees, under 1000w hps now about 15in away from the plants. They are in 3 gallon and 5 gallon pots...
  2. Homemadegravity

    New to the method...

    Mine usually pop soil in about 5 to 7 days.
  3. Homemadegravity

    My new friends

    Hey upinarms. Steve looks like hes got his hands full there with that big mama. I love the Albino Burmese Python to. Ive had a few of them. I actually had one believe it or not who you to sleep in my bed back when I had a water bed. I think he liked the warm water. Never bit me, never lunged at...
  4. Homemadegravity

    My new friends

    Rite now they are on a healthy diet of baby mice (pinkies). Its so much fun seeing these guys curled up on a branch their form so perfect and then they lunge at the target. Curl back up and eat their meal. They are also known to nab birds out of mid air, how cool would that be to get on camera...
  5. Homemadegravity

    My new friends

    I am not as I got all males but my buddy does. Thats how I got these.
  6. Homemadegravity

    My new friends

    I wanted to share my new friends with you snake lovers out there. Just picked these 3 beauties up today from a friend. They are Emerald Tree Boas. Very finicky, delicate snakes that love to bite. Unfortunaly they wont stay these colors, they will turn an emerald green color when they mature...
  7. Homemadegravity

    Come to the MP Costume Party with me, I need a date!

    Im going as a zombie mom and my lil one will be dressed up like this lil one.
  8. Homemadegravity

    Lets get on it

    Wrong nobody is in where ever you asked. We are all in Never Never Land. Nice name by the way. My advice is to maybe read some rules of this website so you dont get everybodies feathers ruffled :fly: .
  9. Homemadegravity

    God and The Scientist

    The Magician and the Parrot A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows every week and began...
  10. Homemadegravity

    God and The Scientist

    Only In America 1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get...
  11. Homemadegravity

    God and The Scientist

    I.Q. Test Answer...... He just has to open his mouth and ask, so simple.
  12. Homemadegravity

    God and The Scientist

    Test your IQ with the question below: There is a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should...
  13. Homemadegravity

    God and The Scientist

    Questions? If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? If you take a Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon? What do chickens think we taste like? What do people in China call their good plates...
  14. Homemadegravity

    God and The Scientist

    A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender says, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?" The guy says, "You would be drinking fast if you had what I had." The bartender says, "What do you have?" The guy says, "75 cents."
  15. Homemadegravity

    God and The Scientist

    Men would sit around and wonder what WE are thinking. Women with cold hands would give men prostate exams. PMS would be a legitimate defense in court. Men would get reputations for sleeping around. Singles bars would have metal detectors to weed out men hiding wedding rings in their pockets...
  16. Homemadegravity

    God and The Scientist

    A stoner goes around to his girlfriend's place to see what she's doing that night. "I've planned a French night for us, darling," she says. "A French night? What's that?" "First I cook a French meal, then we watch a French movie, then we make French lerve." The stoner asks if there's...
  17. Homemadegravity

    God and The Scientist

    Weed Quality Test 1. (Yes or No) Would you rather be or a log? _ Yes _ No 2. (True or False) How high is the Empire State Building? _ True _ False If you answered any of these questions then your weed is of good quality
  18. Homemadegravity

    God and The Scientist

    Q. How many potheads does it take to change a light bulb? A. Three. Two to take it out, and one to figure out how to get high off the old one... Q. How do you know when you've smoked too much? A. When the most difficult decision crossing your mind is determining whether your eyes are...
  19. Homemadegravity

    God and The Scientist

    There was a super genius and a stoner sitting on a bench waiting for a bus. The genius gets bored, leans over to the stoner and says, " Hey I tell you what, I'll ask you a question and if you don't know the answer you have to give me five bucks. If you ask me a question and I don't know the...
  20. Homemadegravity

    God and The Scientist

    Three stoners are sitting around smoking a joint. One says, "I am going to go take a bath." He goes upstairs to the bathroom, fills up the bathtub, starts to get in the bathtub and then stops for a second and thinks to himself, "Hmmmmm, am I getting in or am I getting out?" So he sits there...
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