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Me thinks you should reconsider NYC - The Big Apple. Have dinner with the Governor. Fly into JFK airport, The Governor himself will be waiting for you at the gate: -

FRYday Movie Recommendation I headed outside to dispose of paper waste via burn barrel. I nearly froze my azz off - fingers went numb at 30 seconds exposure. It is colder than a witch's teat. Back inside: in recliner , called out Tubi via voice remote for Movies up came Kush - two young drug...

Would I be drivin along the "Trans"National Highway?:eek:

God I love glass-cutter nipples on wine-glass shaped ****ies!!!!

It is getting hard to buy bullets -never mind afford them. Ammo manufacturers stated it will take them 2 years to catch up to meet demand levels. I am well stocked - but always look for more when out & about. 22LR for hunting squirrels & such - substinence. 223 for yotes, vennison steaks&...

I recall my first "IT" class in college (circa 1980)- pre-interwebs. Used to write code on special grid paper, Feed grid paper into machine - which punched holes into data input cards, Feed data input cards into computer. Yeah - that was pre-floppy disc daze too!!

Good Morning ya bunch of old Gas-Passin Bag-o-Bones!!!! It's Friday!!!!! Wake & Bake in Process!!! YYYEEEHHHAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Colder than a Witch's Tit here in NE PA. Warm & toasty (gettin toastier by da minute) inside mi casa.

Me thinks we may be living in parallel universes. There is a 1 mile "private" stretch of Tobyhanna Creek that I fish a couple times each year. The creek runs along the boundary of Camp Achahela (a Boy Scout camp where I spent many nights as a youngster and learned outdoor skills (e.g. sitting...

Happy HumpDay -ya buncha Old Farty Humpsters

Same can be said about joints (or blunts ---WTF??). For the life of me I could never understand why peeps rolled massive joints - drops hot ashes -burns clothes - car seats, - a smoking hulk of an EZ Wider mess. I always have used Original Zig Zag whites - 1 paper doob -clean, efficient, 1 J =...

Welcome. Can I please have those two buds - for Xmas tree ornaments (I promise I won't smoke them).😜

Opposite here - after a bit of snow & more sleet yesterday, today will top out in mid 30's. Starting manana until Saturday - artic blast -highs in the teens, near zero lows, & high winds. I am going to spend most of today in the woods, get some exercise and mental relaxation along a native...

Back in 90's - I was living in Albuquerque, scored a consulting gig with IBM subsidiary in Austin. Took up residence at Embassy Suites for a month or so. Everything is BIG in Texas. I met a young Texas lass of ill repute, who had her way with me, atop the Lake Travis Hippy-Hollow overlook, atop...

Getting just a couple inches of snow - topped with freezing rain/sleet. Roads will be slicker than snot. My truck stays in driveway today. Bars here in Pa. opened again Jan5 - our ******** governor likes his Power Trips. I'm afraid to go into one of my local watering holes:

WH - I noticed Sherman, Texas. Not too far from Austin. Have you ever been to Hippy Hollow at Lake Travis?

U DA MAN !!!!!

Rise and Shine -- old Fartzerz... You gotta get up early, if u want to run with the Dogs!!!