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Rosterman, you big handsome *******! I was hoping you'd still be here! Long time, no see. Hope you haven't been cheating on me.

^^^^Pot calling kettle black.

What a beautiful fella. Scarlet Macaw?

OMG!

^^^ Would enjoy the pain.

Oops! Sorry, Sheriff. I should have known you're on top of things. I'm just here for the giggles.

His last post on this thread was over a year ago, sheriff. :) :vap-leafy_wave:

Cannagrammy, you're always welcome here.

^^^^Doesn't floss regularly.

Seems like the girls really put on weight when the weather starts getting cold. The plants, not the local human population. :) I've got a pic of one on an old laptop that I left out that's covered with snow. She was a couch lock queen. It would take your legs away for awhile after a couple of tokes.

Good morning Earl, and welcome to our merry band of misfits. We won't judge you too harshly for being besties with Roster. :)

^^^Has a dog that's peanut butter trained.

Hey, Walt started it!:cool:

Good morning Islanders. Walt, I see you got a limerick or two up on me. I don't have many, but this was one of my favorites. There once was a girl named Alice, that used a dynamite stick for a phallus. They found her vagina in South Carolina, and part of her anus in Dallas.

Good morning folks! I'm not too sure what I'm going to do today, but I've got to do something. I hate to make plans because they keep throwing that "premeditated" word around in court. Roster, your baby's arm comment made me think of an old Irish limerick. There once was a girl from Australia...

^^^^Stole a pic of my last boyfriend.

This is a pic of my best friend, Tiki. I never eat alone. I never do anything alone. This little guy is the sweetest bird I've ever owned. He cuddles, gives kisses, and likes to rough house with you like a kitten would. He never fails to lighten up my life, even when he chews up every computer...

^^^^^Can wolf down a lot of beer and pizza.

I'll stick with my Miller Lite. I've never found a beer that tastes better. Some of those craft beers are flat out nasty.

The guy flying it acts like you couldn't pound a hatpin up his fanny with a sledgehammer.