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Lawnmower is walking me.

Blue pills and a young lady to do a reach around to start things off.

That’s probably the first statement I’ve heard you make where I didn’t think you was full of crap.

Whatever style jump it took big cajones

Day um. I was in a vr machine recently. My sister-in-law picked out the program. Turned out it was a roller coaster ride. At my age I’ve developed a fear of heights. The thing seemed so real I ripped the headset off and jumped outta the chair. Made it about 5 seconds before I needed clean...

It kinda cracks me up when I see these supposedly homeless people on the street corner sporting new shoes and the latest and greatest cellphone

I remember those days. I’m thinking we were happier back then. Greatfull for the most part. Not at all like today where people think they deserve something just because they’re taking up space and breathing in air.

I think it was more like 60 years ago. Where’s did all the time run off to??

I’ve always known you were special. 😜

No bones if filleting the thing. Make sure you nail the head to a board so you can pull the skin off easily. This is where a good pair of pliers come in handy. 😆

Is your wife attached to the pond fish? If so you ain’t gonna get no dinner out of the pond. Might be better if you make her believe you bought it at the supermarket. Just saying

Catfish isn’t oily like salmon. Clean white meat. It becomes a soggy mess if not prepared right.

You almost got it right. You’d be spot on showing my hands supporting her.

Step up and take some initiative

Nice upgrade on the brewer. Where’s the donuts?

Ambidextrous. Use em both at the same time.

Time for a greenhouse.

Not sure tbh. The owner doesn’t have air pumps or water features. But he has stocked it with fish that he feeds. He’s growing his own food supply as he likes to say.

No sex life? What the xxxx. I still get it every night. Vivid dreams and all that.