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The last Vaccine I took was in 1995 & I got the Flu, that was also the last time I was Sick...27 years ago, no Colds, Viruses or Plagues! My Docs have tried like h@ll to get me to take one, doing AKG's, EEG's & LMNOP's...not gonna happen! Anyone else see Pelosi's Scham of taking?...the F'n...

SHOTS???...we don't need no stinking Shots!

I'd never heard of it...Mellisa walked up & handed me her pipe, she was always smoking weed so I took a hit...next thing I know it's Morning & I've been out for 15 Hours & am still sitting on my deck!

I had to watch "Twister & Jurassic Park at least 20 times each with my Son, probably still watching with His 3 Sons now! I've watched Blazing Saddle at least 100 times...still LOVE it.

That's just his "Signature" O1, not part of the comment.

Does anyone know what the "Bath Salts" were created from? Remember trying it once & it put me in a Comma... horrible Buzz! Saw my Landlords GF drop to the floor like a sack of Potatoes after smoking some, heard it was PCP laced Rabbit Tobacco!

For some reason I feel like that Mountain in the 1st Pic uhhhh, never mind

Ohhh My Lord, Just went into DT's!

Had a "Sled Dog" Flash me once in the Smoky Mountains. years ago, who's Biker Boyfriend looked like that guy, he walked over & said "Nice ain't they, you can take Her for a Ride if you want"...I managed to say...you mean your Bike? "NO! Talking 'bout My Ol' Lady, I don't want you near My Bike!" LOL!

Take back everything I said!!! Had a Mazda Pick-up do that (almost), blew the entire truck a foot off the ground...while I was sitting in the front seat. It had a clogged Catalytic Converter. My Son ran up & said "do it again Dad"!

I come from a Family of Engineers, my Granddad, His Brother, My Dad, His Brother & My Sister. You've never had a good time until you've participated in a Nightly Algebra Pop Quiz at the Dinner Table or the mandatory reaming out of the Check-out Person when Dad thought it was a Penny too High...

That Dodge Slant Six was one of the Best Power Plants to ever Roll the Roads. You couldn't blow them up!

I've just had 7 Years to enjoy the slow pace in Wilsonville...1 light 3 Stop Stop Signs, 1 Gas Station but was only 20 minutes from anywhere I wanted to go. Spent 7 Years looking after my folks & having my Dad treat me like She-at. Sorry, but I'm depressed as hell, which happens when I'm off my...

(DEA Officer): Yes Sir you certainly can...just give me your Name, Social Security Number, Telephone Number and Address...& we'll have an Agent come by & Deliver them personally.

If I'm Stoned, no problem, I'm Cool, Calm & Collected, If I've been drinking...I'm going to Jail! LOL!

Re you sure we're not Neighbors bigsur, sounds like you're talking about the Town I just moved to. If you look at all the deserted Buildings of closed stores, this was probably a happening place at one time! Now it sucks Shee-at thru cheesecloth. The 1 Grocery Store has such high prices I'll no...

You got my Vote Andrew!

I Love those Central & South American strains as well as the Mexicans, but what blew our minds was the when the 1st Sinsemillian Hawaiian was available. Could only buy it one Big Bud at a time (for $20) but it turned us into Kids' just like the 1st line of uncut Pink Peruvian Coke did...nothing...

I truly Thank You pute, very generous, few places have made me feel like I've finally found a home like MP has...you guys are the best! I despise this town I moved to!...there is NOTHING here but 7 Gas stations and 2 Dollar Generals, have to drive 36 miles to get to Walmart!

Why that's Pappy selling his Purina "My Hair"- Oh Brother Where Art thou "I don't want FOP Gal Darn It, I want Dapper Dan, I'm a Dapper Dan Man!"- Oh Brother Where Art thou "My Hair"- Coal Miners Daughter