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All that worry for nothing. :) Glad they're doing good for ya.

The Old Hen used to get the yearly flu shots. I didn't. I got on the CDC webpage and saw that they basically take a Scientific Wild *** Guess as to which flu strains are going to be hot that year and vaccinate accordingly. Pretty much throw a dart at the wall and see which one they hit. We both...

I remember that guy's illustrations. He did a lot of the ones in Mad Magazine.

Some of us did all of the above!

And proud of it!

I gotta talk to the higher-ups and see if I can get the "W" word on the banned list. Like the song says, "Look at me, I'm self employed. I like to work at nothing all day."

Good morning, Misfits! All I remember from last night was being hungry. I'm taking a three day fast due to the guts messing up from months of abuse, but I was starving. I gave in and ate two of those little plastic cups of vanilla ice cream, got cold, climbed under the covers to get warm, and it...

Never used calmag in my life. My well water's got enough calcium and iron in it. All I add in that line is Epsom's salt.

Hey! That's my pet name for you! You weren't supposed to share it.

You mean where the Flintstones were hawking Winstons? AMEN! If you took your entire life, it wouldn't make an atom on a single grain of sand compared to how long this old rock's been spinnin'.

It does vary from state to state. Do a google search for your state's liquor control commission's rules. That outta put you in touch with what's needed.

Doesn't he know how to make a field expedient? I think yer supposed to rub two girl scouts together. I remember in my working days taking a drywall screw and putting it on a screw gun and putting the tip onto concrete. When it gets cherry red, ya get it to the cigarette quick. I've lit 'em off...

Good morning, Misfits! 37 lovely degrees here in the Mitten. Got my lazy fanny out before the sun did to try and charge up the battery on the van. Been messing with the little trickle chargers that plug in the power port/former cigarette lighter hole with no success. Put the big charger on it...

Same here. The outdoor plants get sprayed when it rains or gets morning dew, and the indoor plants never.

Well, it's just Wonka and me, and now it's just Wonka. See ya's come sunrise. ☮️

Fingers crossed for ya.

Rest well, old friend.

He's gotta ply her with a bottle of wine to rub the spots he landed on......

It was between posts, not on his or anyone else's.

Kickin' back on the bed with my bride, watching the **** tube and chillin'. Stuffed a huge chicken cordon bleu into my gullet. Don't get a pin anywhere near me.