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  1. Unca Walt

    Island Of Misfits

    I know a guy has over two hours in the air. These crazies have log books where they record their jump times. It is something I (sadly ) will never do. Me and my best bud were gonna jump, but the operator at the airplane patch said it was too cloudy. Soon after that, I wound up in an...
  2. Unca Walt

    Island Of Misfits

    She's dirty and not in a good way. More like encrusted. And sumbody get her some pants; she might get arrested for robbing clothes off of abandoned Somalian roadside kids.
  3. Unca Walt

    Island Of Misfits

    IT IS BEGINNING. Here it starts, Pilgrims -- People are flocking to vending machines where they can trade in fiat for pure gold. And casinos in Singapore have gold ATM machines for those who want to cash in. https://vente-achat-or.org/en/singapore-and-south-korea-pure-gold-atm-machine/
  4. Unca Walt

    The Original Old Farts Club

    If you've got just a coupla minutes... you can hear the story of an incredible man who saved the trapped 101st at Bastogne. He made four combat WWII jumps. He never got promoted to PFC, but wound up getting paid as First Sergeant anyway. And he wouldn't salute, or say "sir", but would always...
  5. Unca Walt

    The Original Old Farts Club

  6. Unca Walt

    Island Of Misfits

    Nice hawg... but the guy is five feet behind it. My hunting buddy nailed one that size. Had the head mounted. About the stupidest thing to do because it is so large and uugly -- He now keeps it in his separate garage. 🙃 Coupla things: Boars stink beyond redemption. You can smell them from...
  7. Unca Walt

    The Original Old Farts Club

    "That brave vibration, every way free..."
  8. Unca Walt

    The Original Old Farts Club

    Meanwhile, 82F with puffy clouds. No wind.
  9. Unca Walt

    The Original Old Farts Club

    I woke up this moanin' determined to cut back on weed, start eating better, and definitely exercising more. But that was four hours ago, when I was younger, dumber, and full of hope.
  10. Unca Walt

    The Original Old Farts Club

    OMIGAWD!! Remember a while back I told you how I found a piece of 8 completely by accident? And I showed it to Mel Fisher who identified the year, the mint, the assayer and where the coin came from: La Nuestra Senora de la Marevillas. He grilled me rather intensely as to where/how I found it...
  11. Unca Walt

    Island Of Misfits

    Am chuckling as I type. LOVE your explanation, Bubba. It is like when in forensic electron structure if you get two or three hundred thousand microphasms on the conjunctive side, and it simply won't polarize worth a ****. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ I know I will not...
  12. Unca Walt

    The Original Old Farts Club

    I wuzzn't clear. It is the Fabled PC who has cut my hair for the last quarter-century. I would only harm myself if I did it. While I wuz at it, the haircut numbers (@90 days between for 25 years = 100 total) average cost per haircut over the years: $20. (Travel gas/expense not counted.) So...
  13. Unca Walt

    The Original Old Farts Club

    I've got five of the race fuel jugs. But I also have a buncha legacy red plastic icky ones. I like to keep about forty gallons ahead in gas storage for car and generators. OH!! What a nice susprise! My next door neighbor's wife came over with a huge flower arrangement for us with a really...
  14. Unca Walt

    The Original Old Farts Club

    Witchie Poo uses a Wahl Professional kit I bought 25 years ago for $5 at a yard sale. My ROI has gotta be over $1K.
  15. Unca Walt

    Island Of Misfits

    Science talk. Clones to replace mothers. Wha?
  16. Unca Walt

    The Original Old Farts Club

    HOOOOBOY!! Thank you very large. I will Duckie them right now.
  17. Unca Walt

    The Original Old Farts Club

    Bless yore bones, Rosty, but I WANT the pipe to go out. Immediately after a hit, if it goes out I do not waste any smoke at all. When I get done with my little glass tubey thing, and my bag is used up... there is no loss of smoke
  18. Unca Walt

    The Original Old Farts Club

    Sir Bubba: You have discovered the exact parallel to the basic Mandarin matrix. Sugar in it? Sugar in it. Depending on your tonal inflection, you both ask and answer. In Mandarin, the folks over there are fond of "Ma" <-- About a fifth of the fargin population are named "Ma". But they...
  19. Unca Walt

    The Original Old Farts Club

    Looks like Big lookin' at some Desert Weather** **Entire area gets only 28 inches of rain per year. But it gets it all in one day.
  20. Unca Walt

    The Original Old Farts Club

    I oughta become famous. I have a method to get as high as Andromeda's ****ies on weed 1/2 the size of a lima bean. It requires those straight glass thingies (I put a mesh in them). Put about 3/4 of the burny end full of weed. Light/hit, and exhale into the Volcano bag (or equivalent)...
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