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  1. Unca Walt

    The Original Old Farts Club

    Thass OK. You send me three elbows of good weed, and I will make sure you receive your AK-47 and 500 rounds of ammo. Failing that, you can attend Unca's Private School of Improvised Anti-Personnel Mines. It comes in booklet form.
  2. Unca Walt

    The Original Old Farts Club

    You gotta be kidding. You mean I will get a chance to add to my Bad Guy Down score? Bring it!! I ain't got much time left to waste waiting for them.
  3. Unca Walt

    The Original Old Farts Club

    Just make sure you actually have those gold eagles. If you can clink them together, you own them. If not, not.
  4. Unca Walt

    The Original Old Farts Club

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Hoala Kao! Big is channelling his Unca! Every word is spot on. Even to the bloody fact that gold will go up, but silver will go up far, far, far more. For three thousand years, the ratio of gold to silver trade price was about 14:1. That is the amount you...
  5. Unca Walt

    The Original Old Farts Club

    Gee. How would "they" regulate ownership? There is no way to stop the transfer of gold for products. Perhaps an implant under the skin of your forehead to watch your every move?
  6. Unca Walt

    The Original Old Farts Club

    OK... time for a broader view. "Krugerrands are accepted as money across the entire globe. There is a cheap gadget that tests K-rands and other gold coins -- it cannot be beaten by counterfeits. It is called the Fisch." "The Fisch with the Ringer makes you your own gold expert. Just check the...
  7. Unca Walt

    The Original Old Farts Club

    Force you to sell what? I don't have any gold or silver. You cannot deflower a virgin twice. The last (and only) time was such a blatant steal, no one with enough brains to own some gold coins would ever admit to having them -- much less turn them in. So if you bought a Krugerrand for $198...
  8. Unca Walt

    The Original Old Farts Club

    Folks, I am back on my gold/silver hobbyhorse again. Turns out that @boo and Your Humble Obdn't &tc are not the only ones getting rid of all the paper fiat they can to replace it with real money. All the Central Banks are continuously buying huge amounts of gold -- trading in their paper...
  9. Unca Walt

    The Original Old Farts Club

    Bus driver throws kids off the bus.
  10. Unca Walt

    Island Of Misfits

    A question for @boo -- Have you even seen one of these? I have not. Unique.
  11. Unca Walt

    Island Of Misfits

    While we are on the subject of the benefits of pomegranates... Other than benefiting stuff like blood pressure and heart health, they are beneficial for the brain by fending off Alzheimers and Parkinson's Diseases. Oh... and suppressing prostate, breast, lung, and colon cancers. And tumors...
  12. Unca Walt

    Island Of Misfits

    I could picture none of that. PM fights... leaches/leeches... ozone machine!? Jeez. Would that have any connection to me dropping seeds in the woods and coming back four months later to see what was to be harvested? (never was anything, ever)
  13. Unca Walt

    Island Of Misfits

    When I was a little kid, one of my jobs was to go on down to the hog pen and toss in the corncobs, watermelon rinds, etc from dinner into their feeding trough. The hogs were NOT friendly. They always scared me, especially since I was told to keep my hands well away from them. In contrast, I...
  14. Unca Walt

    Island Of Misfits

    Crikey. Always sumpin' new on this site.
  15. Unca Walt

    Island Of Misfits

    You are almost there, TOG -- To keep the crick outa yer neck while doing the lower back thing is easy: get one of those sleepy neck braces. <-- Ten bucks at Amazon
  16. Unca Walt

    The Original Old Farts Club

    Here is a wonderful story about a beautiful five-year old supergirl. Driver Spots Girl Alone On Wooded Road, Frantically Waving Her Arms
  17. Unca Walt

    Island Of Misfits

    Does he have a nice lawn? Yer Older'n Eviller** Unca has a nice one: Throw a shitload of carrot seeds on his lawn. They'll come up lookin' like weeds, but are immune to weed killer. Gotta pull them out one at a time. **You're doin' fine. I just have had more than a decade to grow eviller...
  18. Unca Walt

    Island Of Misfits

    Absolutely DIFFERENT!! Hit the rack last night at ten minutes to nine. Woke up twenty minutes ago! :cool:o_O Pilgrims, I have not slept 9 fargin hours in... years. A lot of years.
  19. Unca Walt

    Island Of Misfits

    @boo -- With this neighbor, just bear in mind the two unwritten rules of life: 1. 2.
  20. Unca Walt

    Island Of Misfits

    Standard morning: I am up three hours before her. I do not drink coffee (this is NOT by choice!) but she does, so I have a pot prepared for her when she ambles in, looking beautiful. We do kissy-good-mornings. I then leave this 'puter, and we go in the living room where I have a small...
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