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Pardon me, ladies... butcha gots too many fingers... and arms...

I dunno who Angel Face is on that beach, but it ain't Barbara Eden.

"Now, boiled dog is greasy, I'll admit -- but downright tasty." <-- Jack Crabb (Little Big Man)

Who is that beautiful girl?

dogster: I have seen this many times -- "Now, boiled dog is greasy, I'll admit -- but downright tasty." <-- Jack Crabb (Little Big Man)

We doan seem to be gettin' through to dogster. Lemme try again... although I attached the explanation to the video still about whut it wuz I be doin'. @bigsur51 , you got another snaky encounter mixed in. The guys in the club nicknamed me "Snakebait" (more stories later). But this is the...

WARNING WILL ROBINSON! Essentially all raccoons (adorable though they may be) have a parasite that transmits to humans. This parasite EATS your retina. TINS. "Baylisascaris infection is caused by a roundworm found in raccoons. This roundworm can infect people as well as a variety of other...

No prob. I keep it in a box in my refrigerator.

I could pass it... in a car. While we are on the subject, this is very dangerous news, Pilgrims. US Treasuries, the standard of investment safety... are currently losing money hand over fist compared to NASDAQ. <-- (eg: beyond huge bubble) To put this in perspective, even at the peak of the...

^^^^^^^^^^ Meh. I wuz learning penmanship with a straight pen, desk inkwell, and flannel wipe in the fourth fargin grade in 1948. I have been "out of warranty" for several years...

I kin be the pilot!!

There was an ostrich farm in northern Floriduh right by our hunt club. I got a discarded leg, and made "giant turkey" footprints all over camp, on guys' trucks. The new guys were unaware of the commercial farm. O raffs. BTW: Backstrap squirrel fried in beer batter is outstanding, not just...

The two main uses for horseradish: Mixed with ketchup for shrimp/clams/oysters/yada... and directly on roast beef.

Jeeeebus. Bite cher tongue, or define locale, willya? I haven't been able to have my swale mowed for over a month. I got fargin lilies three feet high growing in it.

Found it:

I'm just catchin' up here. I got at least two indigo snakes around the Chateau. And there are a herd of curly-tails that come running to me when I go into the garage** They are hand tame, and eat little pieces of chicken. They have difficulty telling the difference between my finger and the...

Just thought of sumpin' -- My grandling, Wolfie (Wolfgang) has a bright red beard. It gets thicker during a full moon.

Ohh-kay. We gone haveta bring ya up to speed. My snakey-thing was that I did a (as far as I know) world-unique way of killing rattlesnakes. I developed it after noting rattlers give a small frisson down their backs about 1/5 of a second before striking. I'd get my right foot as close to the...

Hey guys -- lookit the gorilla arms on Weedie. Fargin Popeye. He no longer needs the weirding module, or crescent wrenches.

Fluffy keeps tryin'...